Jesse - Now this is my kind of man...sort of. I met this hairy guy hitchhiking and made him an offer. Jesse stayed with me for 3 days and fucked the shit out of me. Then he tried to cash a check he stole from me and got busted. A drifter, loser and career criminal, but damn could he lay a fuck on you! It was short and sweet.
 
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